It's only funny because it's true....

All gross exaggeration, of course. But still funny...
And now for something a bit different. I saw
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"Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot."
So ask away, and maybe I can kick my muses into gear and write you something. I do ask that you limit your requests to these fandoms: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Robin Hood.(I could probably write something from Firefly and Merlin too, if push comes to shove).
Also, a prompt of some sort (a word, a picture, song lyrics, whatever) would be great.
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Thanks for playing!
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you can interpret it any way you want ;)