It's only funny because it's true....

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And now for something a bit different. I saw old_blueeyes doing this, and thought it looked like fun.

"Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot."

So ask away, and maybe I can kick my muses into gear and write you something. I do ask that you limit your requests to these fandoms: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Robin Hood.(I could probably write something from Firefly and Merlin too, if push comes to shove).

Also, a prompt of some sort (a word, a picture, song lyrics, whatever) would be great.